It's a beautiful sunny day and you're out driving around getting errands done.
You're sitting at a red light.
A Harley pulls up next to you, all shiny and sleek.
The Hog Owner is a 'big boned' guy in his 40's, muscles, jeans with frayed holes, a t-shirt, boots and headrag printed with dozens of US flags.
Snug behind him is his sun-tanned girl in jeans and a tank top, long brunette hair blazing.
She's doing her best to hang on to him and the cardboard flat tray of 4" annuals and perennials she just purchased, one of them in an 8" pot and about 2 feet tall!
I wish I had the camera, it was a beautiful slice of American Pie!